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 A friend just posted this:

 Please please help! I’m having a problem with my car. I think the transmission is messed up. 

My car works fine during the daytime but won't drive at night at all. I put it in "D" for daytime and I can go where I need to but at night time when I put it in "N" for night, it won't move. 

To top it all off, the other day I was sitting at a red light and this guy next to me wanted to race. The light turned green, I slammed it into "R" for race, stomped on the gas and slammed into the car behind me. 

Any help with this situation would be greatly appreciated.