Sand wedge and " Kill yourself kits", and other funny things said about drag racing

Discussing current racers T.C. Lemmons said, "(you fill in the name) is a “sand wedge”.
Steve Davis asked why and Tommy replied, “In a golf bag, the sand wedge is the farthest thing from a driver!” 

"Driver of genuine 'Kill yourself Kits' .... Seeks employment."
Olin Davis on looking for a ride in the late 50's.



"Count to five and duck."
 Said to Don Ewald by Fred Smith after they replaced a broken rod/piston with a counter weight on the crank to make a final round.

found on http://moparbrasil.blogspot.com/2011/02/frases-famosas-e-seus-autores.html