Chuck Norris once pissed into the gas tank of a semi truck on a dare. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris didn't die, he just gave Bruce Lee enough time to prepare for their rematch
The rumor was he was supposed to go on Mount Rushmore after he died but the rock is too soft to hold his face.
There's no street named after chuck Norris because no one crosses chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't die, he got bored of being undefeated on earth
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