On Sept 23rd, 2021, a 76-year-old woman in Florida, Patsy Murrell vandalized the 2011Chrysler belonging to her 74 yr old ex, and her ex’s new (10 years younger and 64 yr old) girlfriend's 2020 BMW that is was considered a total loss

 According to the arrest affidavit:

Hughes’s 2011 Chrysler had oil poured into its air vents and the words “Loves Kinkey Sex” and “Wominzer” written on the windows in pink lipstick. The auto also sustained damage to its rear bumper, allegedly when Murrell rammed the car with her vehicle. The estimate to repair Hughes’s ride was about $1600, cops noted.

 

“Multiple parts” of Busman-Baio’s 2020 BMW were damaged by Murrell, according to the arrest affidavit. Oil was poured on the car, a dead raccoon was left on the hood, and the word “Slut” was written on the vehicle in pink lipstick. The BMW was judged a “total loss,” cops reported, adding that the insurance settlement amount exceeded $33,000.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/septu-vandalism-760583

I'm surprised the cops don't have photos of this on their facebook page