Ellen brought up a good point in her last stand up Netflix concert...

the warnings that cars give us, are ironically worded. 

Important problems get the fewest words, stupid NON-Problems, get the most elaborate description. 

Check Engine. How about the car's warning elaborates on that a LOT! Like, use the damn radio/AV touchscreen to tell the driver/owner what sensor has noticed a problem, if it's a critically important issue that we need to treat like an emergency, or the gas cap is loose?

Windshield wiper fluid low.  Seriously, no one needs a warning light on that.