If we overbook, you'll catch a right hook.
Now serving punch
The captain has turned on the no passenger sign
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class
"We overbooked but you pay the price."
We can re-accommodate you the easy way... or the hard way
"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"
You Are Now Free To Get Dragged Around The Cabin
We put the hospital in hospitality.