Don't mix and match hub caps!
People! C'mon! We're better than this, help out this poor schmuck! I'm sure we can overlook his black socks and shoes with shorts (lol) but the hubcaps? It's a travesty! Have some national pride! We don't need those snooty Europeans getting any more insults to toss at the ugly Americans!
bad enough the Italians have the coolest sports cars, beautiful women, and a kick ass accent