human embodiment of clueless, useless, and ignorant... all in one. (Thanks Maurice!)

 When making that phone call, in the middle of the street, with all the noise around you, and using speakerphone, is the focus your morning... then someone needs to get you off the road and out of harms way.

Coicidentally a guy big enough to drag her and her scooter of the road, came along just before two local police did. They were cool with his assistance

too bad being this much of a impediment to the rest of humanity isn't unique

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/95ak8c/trying_to_make_a_call_in_the_middle_of_the/