Saturday, October 01, 2016

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9 comments:

  1. By far, this is the best comedic piece you've ever written........ ;)

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    1. thanks! But read Burkey's comment, I think he did a better job than I did!

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  2. I do hereby declare that forthwith from this day. I so act freely, unshackled or directed by or for any other parties. I, through no duress choose to act of my own free will, to non obligingly partake in actions befit that of a consenting individual adult member with free movement benefited to me via the parameters of the domesticly accessable internet and those accesses it may offer.
    Any resulting interaction, regardless of its level of consequence, shall be treated with the same level of indifference and deflected liability, as set out by the standards of the nominated party JACG.

    I accept these terms.

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    1. Lol... you wrote a better piece than I did! Thanks for the laughs!

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  4. Right off I thought somebody had sued you, you lost, and that this was part of the settlement.

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    1. did you read that part about taxes and consulting your rabbi? C'mon, it's a goof

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  5. Thank's Mate, four year arts degree remember.
    If you wnt to fill up space with dribble and undecernable waffle,
    I'm your man.

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