Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Monkey Shoulder’s cement truck-sized cocktail mixer is over 27 feet long, 13 feet tall and eight feet wide, and can stir 2,400 gallons of Mixed Up Monkey cocktail which is served from the shaker chute, using a monkey wrench as a lever


  1. The wrench that 'Trendy' is using is NOT a monkey wrench. It is probably an 18" or so pipe wrench. This is a monkey wrench.

    1. you didn't read that Wiki link... and I quote "The term monkey wrench is also used colloquially to refer to the pipe wrench, owing to their broadly similar shapes."
      Now, why are you writing to try and correct me when I'm right, entertaining, and generally speaking, humorous?
      Just because I'm colloquially conversational, and may not be deemed 100% accurate by the judges of the linguistic dept of Oxford, isn't a good reason for you to tip over my apple cart I'm delivering to the masses.
      Think... are you making the day any better by raining on my parade?
      Have you, ever, sent me a fucking fantastic cool thing to share, to offset the criticism you send?
      Just consider... you could be making someone happy right now, but instead, you are unsuccessfully trying to get me to not use the term monkey wrench, and, you sent me proof that I was indeed not wrong.
      Find something to be happy about, and quit pissing in my cheerios. I'm busy over here making a bunch of people happy to stop by and see what I've put on the internet today.

  2. There he is......Must be related to Gladys Kravitz...Or my disgusting neighbors...Too much time on their hands...