Wednesday, May 09, 2018

oh for Pete's sake, this nimrod just traded in his pristine 1966 Ford Mustang GT for a 2018 Audi S5.


His friends should have taken away his Mustang keys, and then held his head underwater until the feeling passed.

He would have realized what a dumbass mistake it was. Well, he still will, every time he has to wait at the dealership for them to fix some broken Audi part, update the software that makes his radio system work, and when it costs him 100 dollars for an oil change.

The Audi dealership put this on their facebook page, and immediately were drowned in hate and discontent... because he did it for her! Yep, she has him by the tackleberrys. Poor stupid bastard.

http://www.thedrive.com/news/20722/internet-revolts-after-couple-trades-in-husbands-dream-1966-ford-mustang-for-a-new-audi-s5

7 comments:

  1. He should have kept the Mustang and gotten rid of her.

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  2. I look at it this way, at least someone who truly appreciates the mustang will have a chance to own it now.

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  3. Oh the power of a piece of gristle!

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    1. like Betty White said, a pair of balls are delicate little things, for a real pounding, nothing competes with a vagina

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  4. Poor bastard, got himself more headaches then he knows. With a car like the Mustang GT he could get 20 or more of the women if he cruised the right Saturday night places.

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    1. I disagree, the only thing chicks care about a mans car is how much you paid for it, ergo: are you rich enough for her to be interested or not?

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    2. Key word and tricky phrase of importance that you disregarded, the RIGHT Saturday night places. I have to agree with JSFury on this one Dan. If a woman is interested in your cool old car, she's a wonderful member of the human race, and if you two hit it off, you might have the most incredible times at car events!

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