cool things with wheels, since 2006
While I wasn't glued to the TV the whole time, there seemed to be a serious lack of commercials trying to sell me pickup trucks. ALSO: WTF is wrong with Audi? They are trying to sell me on their corporate politics, rather than showing me how many smokey burnouts, power slides, 0-60 neck snappers, and 1.5G cornering their products can do. I don't "buy" gender pay equity. I buy cars that convert fuel into wild, unrelenting excitement. I give the 2017 stupid bowl a "D+" for good ads.