Monday, July 22, 2019

Joke of the day

Women look at sex like buying a car, "Can I see myself in this long term, Is it safe, Is it reliable, could it kill me?"

men look at sex like parking a car, "we're like, there's a spot, there's another spot, that would work. Oh, I have to pay? Nevermind"

Sam Morrel  https://archive.org/details/KYW_20160423_033500_The_Late_Show_With_Stephen_Colbert



Women sometimes look at sex like parking a car too, "I need this to be just right, not in a dangerous neighborhood, is anyone watching me trying to back into this?"

What men can do quickly, like parallel parking... women take longer at, it could take them an hour to be satisfied.



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