Sunday, June 24, 2018

this 95 Ferrari was crashed by the owner's brother, who lost his driving privileges long ago. He crossed the double yellow into oncoming traffic, then over the sidewalk, spun around, crashed through a fence and finally stopped when he hit the parked cars on the next street

the police report says they followed a path of skid marks to the Ferrari from about 300 feet away, and that there was a trail of fence and car parts leading up to the accident scene.

I think that after finding out your insurance doesn't cover acts of unlicensed morons, who you're related to, you have very little choice but to take your brother aside and point out the error of his ways

Thanks J!


  1. Anonymous9:23 AM

    "... and that's when I killed him, your honor."

  2. This is where the name "Masshole" comes from.