you already know I'm opinionated, and whenever you read what opinionated people have to say (even on their own website, hint hint - just move along to avoid being offended) you're most likely to find that they have a point of view about a topic that you don't.
It's some sort of cosmic irony that easily offended people read the stuff that opinionated people write.
Speaking of cosmic, lets get to the story of the photo above.
She is 28 years old, and still believes that you have to close your eyes to make the magic happen. Like, the imaginary father figure with super powers that reads all minds of billions of humans simultaneously since he did a magic trick and poofed the universe into existence, can't tap into her brain to listen in, unless her eyes are closed.
Really? So, while driving a car with about 3000 pounds of moving mass pointed at things she chooses not to look at, carrying gasoline and about 800 amps of electricity in the battery under the hood, for reasons only she knows, it seemed the most important thing to do was to make time in her busy schedule to send mind waves of desperate hope to the imaginary galactic omnipotent being that is keeping track of her good deeds, and if her tally when tossed in a coffin is more good than bad, she gets a super vacation in a place, that for some reason is off planet, yet undiscovered, and it's existance is soley based on believing it to be true, because the people that have convinced her are looking for her to make donations to their bank account (Jim and Tammy Baker say thanks by the way) and letting Jesus take the wheel for how ever long her prayer took, made that choice as a person smart enough to get a drivers license.
In Florida. Where, for some reason, some really stupid people have done some incredibly dumb things, in various ways, that makes the news on a fairly often basis. Maybe it's the water? After all, some people believed that there was a fountain of youth in Florida, and perhaps it's not this idiots fault that she felt she had to close her eyes while driving. She may have drank some ditch water while handling snakes to get closer to the spirit of her galactic super dad.
Or, there's too much lead in the water from the city.
I wonder if her church is coming to bail her out of jail, or pay her tickets?