Thursday, May 08, 2014

If you get pulled over for speeding...

and act deaf, what are the chances the cop will be fast and efficient and write you a ticket,
or.... decide you'll be too time consuming, and give you a warning?

If you end up getting the ticket, demand a bilingual court trial, in some unusual language for your area, and not a common foreign language. Hungarian for example... that ought to get the court to dismiss the case because they can't get a translator

Just some crazy ideas from Unethical

1 comment:

  1. If in Oregon do not try Klingon as a foreign language, they have an interpreter on call...