new cars are so low maintenance it's astonishing.. no zircs to grease, no oil needed in the filter, or the horn. Yeah, horns used to need oil! (see the 2000 mile section)

When people complain about how expensive their car is to maintain, just remind them of this 1930's Dodge maintenance schedule wherein you had to replace engine oil every 1,000 miles, transmission and rear axle fluid every 5,000 miles and let's not forget the need to lubricant your horn!

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