only one is lazy and stupid, and unusual in their choice of transporation, it's not the Segway lady

Melissa is a 15-year cancer survivor who lost her left leg to the illness. She started using the Segway as an assistive device because it's both maneuverable and because she has difficulty walking, especially on hilly areas. It also allows her to be in the standing position and look people in the eyes during conversations, and be mobile in ways that wheelchairs are not. http://gizmodo.com/5602600/i-am-very-sorry-segway-stroller-lady

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