Chevrolet has to make a Corvette.
Ford has to make the truck and Mustang.
Porsche has to make the 911
Are there other laws of nature that hold true among car makers?
Jag, Rolls, Dodge, Toyota, Honda, VW, BMW?
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Ford has to make the truck and Mustang.
Porsche has to make the 911
Are there other laws of nature that hold true among car makers?
Jag, Rolls, Dodge, Toyota, Honda, VW, BMW?
Before coming up with something flip and of little "wow, I never though of that" impact, consider if what you're saying will be profound enough to impress anyone as to your astute observational power.
If it's not going to make anyone think, damn, I wish I'd said that, does it really need to be said? Can anyone instantly ignore it as a stupid thing to say? If so, don't.
If you don't have something to share that is profound, then just move along.
Hell, I might be wrong, but the only reason you are here is your hope to find something more profound, more insightful, more "wow" or "Damn!" than you think they might serve up at any other site you could be spending your time at. After all, it's a really big variety of things you could be looking at on the internet instead of what ever I might find to share with you, in my opinion worth your time to see or read.
Come to think of it... the fact that you've chosen to see what I will supply you with today is astonishing. I'm just a car guy, and I don't post naked women. Seriously, there isn't much that surpasses naked women for being worth looking at.
Well, some insights from your reader from Brazil who should be at the beach drinking caipirinhas and looking at pretty girls in bikinis, but instead is here thinking about what you said.
ReplyDeleteBeing a bit sarcastic, I would say:
Jag has to make a nice looking sedan nobody buys.
Rolls has to make an expensive car with an umbrella inside the door.
Dodge has to make cars and trucks to compete with Ford and Chevrolet, but always a bit crazier.
Toyota has to make a very boring car.
Honda has to make a less boring Toyota.
VW has to make reliable hatchbacks
Peugeot has to make unreliable hatchbacks
BMW has to make nice sedans.
Mercedes has to make bigger nice sedans.
Well said, enjoy the weekend of drinks and pretty girls in bikinis!
DeleteJeep has to make a Jeep like onto the original military Jeep. Land Rover has to make a Defender. Harley has to make a Hog. Lamborghini has to make some bat shit crazy looking thing that can kill you at any moment. Abarth must turn perfectly good Fiats into screaming banshees with an ridiculously obvious design flaw. Dodge has to build a Hemi and put it in everything. Ferrari must build V-12's and put them in everything. Alfa- well Alfa has to build a saloon, a coupe, whatever, that is so achingly pretty and utterly sublime to drive that you'll forget the fact that your mechanic will be seeing and driving your Alfa more than you will.
ReplyDeleteNow that Fiat, Renault and Peugeot are getting together they can collaborate on a new model that will disappoint people with short memories.
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