AP 2512, also known as "Sleigh Mk1, Pilot and Flight Engineers Notes"

I probably should have hung onto this til next Christmas, but hell, we all need a laugh

found on http://www.avialogs.com/en/aircraft/santa-claus/a-p-2502-sleigh-mki-mkii-pilot-s-notes.html via https://www.facebook.com/groups/yachtclubdesavionsdelaroute/