3 brand names in the car guy hall of fame... Hilborn, Hamburger (well, I doubt hamburger belongs in the hall of fame), and Goodyear, and they together made something that you ain't gonna believe without pictures, because there's nothing automotive or rubber about it.

 

It's the leather carry case for a USN officers ceremonial sword, how nuts is that?!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/167355522921?mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5338722076&customid=&toolid=10050