the most fun car photo write up I've seen in a long time: Our Lady of Perpetual Downforce

O Most Divine Lady of Gurney Flaps, assist us in the need for more grip to our tires. Though our speeds be low and heft be great, we know only that we must affix elements of grand scale and hope for you to intercede on our behalf. We beseech you in our quest for a mere section of Thy Holiest Cessna and require that its Mighty Ailerons move with Ye Middle Pedal’s travels to greater arrest our low speeds. Pray for us that our Emaculant Rudder be not only superficial, but also of true might and righteousness for steering our way through the oppressing darkness of LeMons. Amen.

https://24hoursoflemons.com/blog/greatest-lemons-cars-all-time/