The curiosity started last week when GM's Twitter account dropped a cryptic photo of a lone carrot with the phrase "It's coming." Finally, at a live event this week, officials at the company pulled the cover off a stylish, elegant carriage pulled by a powerful single horse.
"We had to re-think everything," said lead designer Abraham Moses Jehoshaphat from rural Pennsylvania. "With California outlawing gas-powered cars, we had to research new technology for propelling a four-wheeled vehicle forward. After countless hours of research and billions of dollars, this is what we came up with. It's an organic, intelligent engine capable of listening to your voice commands and even reproducing other engines. A true miracle of modern science.Chevy confirmed they plan to release many more exciting new California-compliant models in the future such as the "Chariot," the "Flintstone," and the "100 Giant Helium Balloons Tied To A Harness On Your Back."
New CTFT technology indeed. I assume the version slated for the UK will have the driver sit in the other side of the bench.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't mention all of the methane emissions, though. I don't think CARB would approve!
ReplyDeleteDisgruntled Holden owners have started a campaign of their own.
ReplyDeleteWe intend to lower the cost of Beef-a-Rino globally.
Lets see if you meet your emission targets then you smug bastards.