North Carolina's plow training program... didn't have snowy roads to train their driver on

http://carmechanicfails.tumblr.com/

but they do have a good sense of humor:

“Snow, snow, go away
Don’t come again another day
If you appear, you’ll be sorry
You’ll face the wrath of Sir Salter Raleigh”

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article195082799.html