She's just getting them cold so she can stun he husband in bed that night when she sticks those frozen gams on HIM to warm up. She's probably mean too, and will kick the dog when she gets home.
Ha! Well, the first part about women shocking the men with COLD feet and legs? That is from my life experience. The second part about being mean was a complete gag joke based on is that if she's mean enough to make her husband warm up her legs, as my girlfriends have been, then she's probably so mean she'll kick a dog. That is entirely a joke. I actually like women in general. They are wonderful to look at, generally smell great, and generally have a vocal range much higher than men, and so are pleasant to listen to when singing. However, I can certainly say that from experience, all the good ones are already in a relationship, and that the best ones never leave the relationship they have as their significant other simply realizes how damn lucky THEY are to have a great catch, and so, the ones that are single are more than likely to be problems. This too, is entirely from life experience at age 49. This goes for men just as much as women, that the ones that are single are more than likely to be problems. I think you'll probably agree, that the best people are never unemployed, or single. They are treasured by the lucky people who first hired them or dated them.
As far as any generalisation can be true, I'd agree with you. Regarding cold feet in bed, I have to admit that I'm more the culprit there; I've caused an occasional small scream and several swear words over the years.
It's below freezing, snow everywhere; and she's got bare legs and sneakers. How do women do that? Aaaarrgghh!!
ReplyDeleteShe's just getting them cold so she can stun he husband in bed that night when she sticks those frozen gams on HIM to warm up. She's probably mean too, and will kick the dog when she gets home.
DeleteHmmm... Did you always like women this much?
DeleteHa! Well, the first part about women shocking the men with COLD feet and legs? That is from my life experience. The second part about being mean was a complete gag joke based on is that if she's mean enough to make her husband warm up her legs, as my girlfriends have been, then she's probably so mean she'll kick a dog. That is entirely a joke.
DeleteI actually like women in general. They are wonderful to look at, generally smell great, and generally have a vocal range much higher than men, and so are pleasant to listen to when singing.
However, I can certainly say that from experience, all the good ones are already in a relationship, and that the best ones never leave the relationship they have as their significant other simply realizes how damn lucky THEY are to have a great catch, and so, the ones that are single are more than likely to be problems.
This too, is entirely from life experience at age 49.
This goes for men just as much as women, that the ones that are single are more than likely to be problems. I think you'll probably agree, that the best people are never unemployed, or single. They are treasured by the lucky people who first hired them or dated them.
As far as any generalisation can be true, I'd agree with you. Regarding cold feet in bed, I have to admit that I'm more the culprit there; I've caused an occasional small scream and several swear words over the years.
DeleteYou're the culprit! Ha! Lol, well, quit that!
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