Santa's Got a Mean Machine by JD McPherson (thanks Bruce!)

There a candy-colored '51 rollin’ around
Creepin' down the avenues of North Pole town
Round up all the fellas, tell 'em come over quick
Because the driver looks a little like that Old Saint Nick
Slidin’ 'round the corner like a vision in red
Looks like he traded in the slip on that rickety sled

Santa's got a mean machine
Santa's got a mean machine
It's the lowest, leanest sleigh that you ever seen
Well Santa went and chopped him up a mean machine

Bells on the bumper and candy cane spokes
Whistlin' pipes that rumble and croak
Nosed, decked, and paneled with a five-inch chop
He's got the peppermint switches make him jump and hop
Red bucket seats, Santa, go go go
The wide whites keep him rollin' low and slow

Here it comes cruisin’ down Santa Claus Lane
A shifter knob for Johnny and a club coat for Jane
Droppin' toys in the driveway so you better be good
He's got reindeer power hiding under the hood
Hopping down the boulevard and makin' the scene
’Cause he's the craziest Kringle that you ever seen

https://youtu.be/3QaEMV0PBPg  to listen to this 1950s sounding do-wop song

JD McPherson -  A Christmas Album, SOCKS.

Featuring 11 original tracks written by JD McPherson and his friends. SOCKS is an album of Holidays songs sure to be standards while you are decorating the tree. Come get warm by the fire with songs such as , “All The Gifts I Need” and “Every Single Christmas.” Or, burn the cookies to “SOCKS” and “Ugly Christmas Sweater.”

Track List
All The Gifts I Need         Bad Kid
Hey Skinny Santa!            Socks
Every Single Christmas    Ugly Sweater Blues
Holly, Carol, Candy, Joy   Santa's Got A Mean Machine
What's That Sound?          Claus Vs. Claus
Twinkle (Little Christmas Lights)