Rich residents of Clifton, Bristol... England, have installed spikes on trees to protect their cars from bird shit

Really? You are taking the trees away from the birds? Who the fuck are you? Seriously!

Get a car cover you gobby gormless poxy nobs!!!! You've botched this up blatantly you chav muppets!

Stop caressing your Faberge eggs for a damn minute... and wash your damn car instead!

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bird-spikes-droppings-expensive-sports-cars-environmentalists-angered-rspb-clifton-down-bristol-a8117786.html