She goes, "get off of the next exit." So I pulled off. "Why did you get off here? I told you get off at the next exit." (Brian Reegan)

We cannot agree on the definition of "this exit" and "next exit."

 I was driving.

She goes, "get off of the next exit."

So I pulled off.

"Why did you get off here? I told you get off at the next exit."

"I thought I can get off here, so I can buy a dictionary."

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