Just wrong. So wrong it's left, because there ain't nothing right about it

Yuck. I want a classic Mini, but not bad enough to make this look right

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mini-Classic-Mini-/400987487677?forcerrptr=true&hash=item5d5cb77dbd&item=400987487677

Thanks to Jingle Buddy for tipping me off to this!