Sunday, June 02, 2024

Max Headroom on Network 23, advertising car accessories (skip the first 29 seconds, seriously)

(Here's the transcript) 

This is Max Headroom on Network 23, brought to you by ... 

no no no no no I'm sorry 
 I'm sorry, but if they think I'm endorsing car accessories
 they've got another dipstick stick coming
 Nah, they've tried this one before and I'm radial tired of it 

If they expect me to change gear now and start spark spark spark plugging their products
 they must be out of there piss piss piston heads

 listen I don't like to blow my own gasket
but I have better things to do than to sit here and wax polish lyrical about car parts car parts

I've got letters from fan belts who say "Max you're special, you're unique, you're differential" 
yes yes I know it's what they want,
 that's because they're air conditioned to it, to it, to it

Well, I fendered it off time and timing belt again
 I mean who's calling the two two two tune-up?
who's in crew crew cruise control here anyway?
 I'll tell you who!
 Me me Max headlamp!
 and if they don't like it 
they can stick stick stick shift it in their exhaust pipe and choke choke it, and smoke it!
 


Max for President, 2024! I bet Coca Cola would sponsor him!

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