Just A Car Guy: a plan with very few elements, simply executed, has a greater likelyhood of succeeding

Monday, June 17, 2019

a plan with very few elements, simply executed, has a greater likelyhood of succeeding

my post-art plan is opening a grilled cheese cart.

it will serve $1 grilled cheese made with white bread, bulk cheese, bulk butter, and thats it. greasy as hell. no options, no artisan, nothing. there will be no change. you give me $5 youre getting 5, you figure your own life out

the business and cart will be called "$1 GRILLED CHEESE", with not a lick of irony or cleverness. it will be in IMPACT font, black on cheese yellow. i will decimate every other food truck or food cart out there.

its 1am, youre stumbling out of the bar or show. what do you want? do you want to wait outside some asinine truck for a $12 deconstructed grilled cheese with avacado relish that takes 20 goddamned minutes? or do you want 5 no bullshit grilled cheeses stacked in wax paper for $5?

its like a 10% cost of product when you aim low as i will aim quality wise and a built in upsell because, once again, i do not give change. money goes into a slot and thats that. figure your shit out.

also my cart will have a boombox cranking doo-wop classics.

don't you dare fucking ask me for a tomato slice.

you get a free grilled cheese if you give us a one star yelp review that says theres no tomato slices and we refuse to give change so you ended up with 20 grilled cheeses because you had just hit up the ATM.

I think the company slogan will be "get your wallets out but don't get your hopes up"

Worst part about this is someone named Chad is gonna steal this idea and theyll make a lame logo with like an axe crisscrossing a spatula and then theyll start a kickstarter for a $80000 truck and the moment someone is like "you should add this hemp mustard" they will cave...

Chad is a coward

apparently y'all want drinks. once again, i will provide a garden hose for cleaning, drinking, and spraying troublemakers.... having drinks means bags of ice and a huge cooler taking up too much space and heavy lifting at costco and i fell off a cliff once so nuts to all that.