This has got to be the most original guy we'll ever hear of, he challenged the DMV to a duel

yes, this is real http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road.