a 75 Bronco with a 302, that has stayed in place since 1992, long enough to sink until the axles hit the ground.. because, you know, he's "going to fix it up someday"

I bet what ends up happening is that someone in his family gets to where they need hospital care, and then he sells it. Never realizing what fun it would have been to drive it, for the past 28 years, instead of setting up cameras to keep away thieves.