After returning from the bar, John noticed his prized truck was gone. His girlfriend allegedly admitted to selling the truck to a nearby junkyard for $400, using a forged signature.
John filed a police report for a stolen truck and began scouting nearby junkyards before a friend eventually found it. The Ford was recovered, but in worse condition than it was last seen: its bodywork was damaged, some rust had formed, and its brakes had an unknown problem. As for John's ex, she has reportedly been charged with a Class 1 felony and faces a $5,000 fine—plus a civil lawsuit from John.
As it's been said from time immemorial...if it has wheels or tits, sooner or later your going to have trouble with it.
ReplyDeleteGo for the jugular, John. What a mean person she is! What one sows, one reaps. Let's see what happens to her in her life.
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