Tuesday, May 18, 2021

I don't get it... what is there about donuts that cops have an obsession with?

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nemhnt/i_didnt_go_looking_for_stereotypes_at_7_am_in/

6 comments:

  1. Well when you have a job that really has no time off while on duty it's best not to set down to a full meal and have your radio go off and leave immediately. Walking off from a couple donuts and cup of coffee is probably the best and least expensive plan.

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  2. Donut/Cop jokes are a lot like 420, 69, or 10mm jokes.

    Tired, boring, immature and an instant display of the poster having zero capability of original thoughts.

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    1. And your response was bland, predictable, and also without anything original in the way of thoughts. So, since you have nothing to offer, why don't you think before you speak until you've formulated some comment that elevates your comment to a level commensurate with your haughtiness?

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  3. My hypothesis is that Cops are their own species. as "evidence" I offer the following examples:
    1. People of African descent enjoy fried chicken.
    2. People of European descent love cheese.
    3. People of Latin American descent prefer spicy foods.
    Thus, since cops love donuts, they are their own distinct race of human (Homo Incarceratus)

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    1. lol! HA!
      I wish you were interested in taking over a blog about cool stuff with wheels... you're a damn good writer

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    2. and thanks a bunch for the laughs on this!

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