Once a street was named after Chuck Norris, but after a minute it got its original name back, because no one crosses Chuck Norris.

 "When Chuck Norris went to college he told his dad, 'You're the man of the house now.'" 

 "One day Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down, and she calmed down." 

 "Chuck Norris once gave a horse an uppercut and now we have giraffes." 

 “When dawn is coming, the sun puts on sunglasses so Chuck Norris doesn’t hurt its eyes.” 

 "I heard Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father." 

 "Chuck once made a bet with Superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside." 

 "Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter." 

 "Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 21 people...then the grenade exploded." 

 "Chuck Norris goes to McDonald's. He orders a Whopper. He gets it." 

"Chuck Norris is so tough he can slam a revolving door." 

"Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories."

 "When Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom." 

 "Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land." 

 "When Chuck Norris was a child at school, his teachers raised their hands in order to talk to him."