This is a riot! Great idea. Thanks to the tracking program, residents can see where the snowplows are. The comes the call to the D.P.W. "Umnmm, I think that one of the drivers is taking a break without permission." D.P.W.: "We'll check it out." Then, the clerk calls the driver, "We have a complaint that you are taking a break that is unauthorized and her street is not getting plowed." Driver: "Have her fall my phone on Facetime and she can see why. I should be zipping up my fly in thirty seconds and back on the route."
This is a riot! Great idea. Thanks to the tracking program, residents can see where the snowplows are. The comes the call to the D.P.W. "Umnmm, I think that one of the drivers is taking a break without permission." D.P.W.: "We'll check it out." Then, the clerk calls the driver, "We have a complaint that you are taking a break that is unauthorized and her street is not getting plowed." Driver: "Have her fall my phone on Facetime and she can see why. I should be zipping up my fly in thirty seconds and back on the route."
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