How many truckers does it take to change a light bulb?

3 to reminisce about the old days before light bulbs existed.
18 more to complain about the FMCSA rules governing how to change the bulb.
4 more to complain about the FCC rules governing the type of bulb to replace it with.
6 more to complain about the OSHA rules governing what clothing to wear while changing the bulb. 8 more to say you can't wear flip flops
14 more to praise paper logs
7 more to praise ELOGs
An argument between the ELOG and paper log crowds between 20 more drivers.
3 politically correct drivers to call it a chicken light.
4 more to say it's a marker light
6 to say that having a chicken light is illegal
7 more to say that if its there it must always work, or CSA will get you.
A Swift driver to post a 'how to' guide, citing correct references from the FMCSA, FCC and OSHA.
28 more drivers to bash the Swift driver because of the company they drive for.
8 union drivers to say "that's not my job" followed by praising unions.
20 more drivers to bash the union drivers.
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Meanwhile the bulb gets changed by a fuel desk clerk
~ Redwolf