Monday, July 13, 2020

Have you heard the woman singing "I'd like to run you over with my truck" and then two blasts of the air horn? It's pretty funny

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  1. Yep, that's funny. I'll remember that next time we visit a friend of ours, who is reminded of her late husband, killed while on a cross-country bicycling trip when hit by the rearview mirror of a tractor trailer truck, every time she goes to the garage and sees his one-owner, all original, '68 Hemi Super Bee.

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    1. are you this over dramatic when you see a cross country biker? when you see a highway? when you see a 68 Super Bee? When you see a garage? When you look in a rear view mirror?

      I expect that your friend is reminded of the guy she loved for many other things, probably every day, and fuck you for implying that I am adding to anyone's anguish by posting a bit of humor.
      It's sang to the Addams Family theme song, are you going to tell me he was biking on Cemetery Lane? Or that the driver's name was Gomez?
      I don't believe you anyway.
      The chances that a trucker would have a rear view mirror handy to use to beat a bicyclist to death with, who happens to have a 68 Super Bee, are near zero.
      I'm pretty sure you've imagined this scenario, because you fucked up and didn't say side mirror. The only way to hit someone with a rear view mirror is to put that person
      INSIDE the cab of the truck and use their head as a battering ram to strike the rear view mirror WITH.
      Just move along with your made up crap, I got problems enough already

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  2. Umm ... sorry Jesse. Semi tractors do not have interior rear view mirrors. Not even rear windows! The rear view mirror on a tractor is outside and sticks way beyond the width of the truck or trailer. The widest point on my tractor is the rear view mirrors. Real easy to whack a biker with one if you try, hard to do by mistake. I agree with Tim, this video is just obnoxious and mean spirited! I drive a semi regularly and I would like to shove that air horn up her butt

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    1. Sorry yourself and see how you like it, Huckleberry Finn.
      Semi tractors do, some of them. Thanks for deciding to limit your self to the ones you're familiar with, and not speak about all of them.
      The comment from Tim had him saying a rear view mirror. That is what the world seems to agree the interior mirror is named, and so, Tim must have meant a side mirror, or he made the entire story up, as throwing in a 1968 Hemi Super Bee is ridiculous. The factory only made 125 of them, and it's not likely that more than half still exist due to wrecks, rot, floods, hurricanes, and fires. Of the ones that still exist, most are in museums and collections, and yet Tim says that one is original owner garaged. So, not very likely.
      Anyway, So, he's in error, about that rear view mirror, you're in error saying semis DON't this that or whatever cause I've seen them, you've seen them, and a half a moment with Google images will indeed tell you to take your foot out of your mouth.
      I don't need a lesson from you on side mirrors, or semis. I happen to be well versed myself. Maybe you just don't know it.
      If you agree with Tim, fine, tell him that. I don't care.
      As for the woman singing, and annoying you, you can go to her You tube video and leave a comment there for her, again, I don't care, but let you know that all you need to do is click on the video, get to her YouTube channel, and comment.
      Since I'm the only one of us with a blog, and seemingly a sense of humor, I'll continue to put what I think is funny on it.
      I believe I've asked you before to let me know when you make a blog, so I can see just what you feel like sharing, and how entertaining it is.
      Until then, I must be doing something right, and sharing a good deal of something you find worth your time, as you've been coming back for years.
      Maybe one of these days you stop telling me (and I'm paraphrasing here) that I'm wrong, and don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

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    2. oh, and Kenworth W900a with a day cab, Freightliner Cascadias, International Navistars ... etc So, just keep the blanket statement that are obviously wrong out of the comments. I got better things to do than to be told I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I ain't the one in the wrong here.
      Matter of fact, just stop commenting again. You're pissing me off telling me "Semi tractors do not have interior rear view mirrors. Not even rear windows!"
      Get me? STFU. I don't need you pushing my fucking buttons again

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  3. Next, "I'd like to disembowel your child with my vehicle axle, toot toot. I'd like to murder your dad with my chassis, toot toot. I got such a tiny brain and I've nothing to gain, but smearing your husband's guts across the road, toot toot. "

    Psychotic.

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    1. humor isn't pretty.
      Also notice the ratio of comedians to comedians that suicide.
      There's something slightly bonkers about comedy... and I recall Robin Williams once pointing out that anyone can do drama. But few people can be funny.

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