Wednesday, August 26, 2026

A guy named Jimmy Balls was spotted walking around Daytona Beach today carrying what appears to be a camera, solar panel and pole.



This caused an idea;

What if we make our OWN completely fake Flock cameras?

Don’t do anything that ends with you explaining constitutional law to a deputy while wearing handcuffs.

Instead…

BUILD YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS FAKE ONE.

Cardboard camera, PVC pipe, Fake solar panel.

Maybe an old Ring camera duct-taped to a pool noodle.

Then go over to the police dept parking lot area, on the public sidewalk or grassy area between the sidewalk and the fence... and put that fake Flock camera where it will just look into the police dept parking lot, and make one for the parking lot of city hall... and one over by the mayors home, and the councilmembers homes, and etc etc. 

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2 comments:

  1. Oldtom911:57 AM

    Three cheers for Jimmy Balls!

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  2. lukypunchy4:07 AM

    Or r r - Now hear me out here. Make a pretty good Fack Flock of the proper height to be lens to lens with a real one. Go find a Flock that is under a nice shady tree and sit under it with your lens facing their lens. Bonus points for making the AI reader see Goatse

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