As I was pulling up, I noticed the police watching a little young chick who was smoking a blunt while pumping her gas.
I saw her and thought, this girl is stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there!
But you know me, I minded my own business .. kinda.. and I went inside and got my drink.
As I was paying for my stuff I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' a violent death scream!
I looked outside and I saw that this girl’s arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around Acting like a fool !!
When I got outside, the police had the girl on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.
I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car??
And being nosey as I am, I asked the police what they were arresting her for...
He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM”!!
(thank you Rick for the dad joke!)
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